I saw this from a website that I can't remember. But it's utterly hilarious!
“Military operational tactics (Snake model)
Infantry:
Snake smells them, leaves area.
Airborne:
Lands on and kills the snake.
Armour:
Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.
Air Force:
Has GPS coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure.
US Ranger:
Plays with snake, then eats it.
Field Artillery:
Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is
considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Medals.
Special Forces:
Makes contact with snake, ignores all Ministry of Defence directives and Theatre Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return.
US Navy SEAL:
Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS
kill fanatical extremist snakes.
Navy:
Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to MOD Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake Force projection.
Marine:
Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all military forces from Area of Operations.
Marine Recon:
Follows snake, gets lost.” – Military Humour
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