A friend of mine sent me this and i felt i absolutely have to blog it out:
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Aumsing, right? I laughed out loud when i read it. The author must have a great grudge against lawyers. XD
I hope there are no lawyers reading my blog. It might get a bit messy.
Anyway, SH celebrated my birthday with me today. I'm going to be 21 in 3 days time. Yay me...
Can you hear the dread in that statement? Gods! I'm getting old! And i still haven't plan out my future life yet. Ah well, What will be will be...
SH made a series of guessing games for me to get to my prize. I have to guess, do penalties and dances. The Banana Dance, the Sotong Dance and hell, I have to carry her bag for one whole day. What the hell? I'm not some kind of hen-pecked guy. T_T Spare me! At least the dances are not in public.
Actually her younger sister, SY, came up with worse ideas to prank me but SH have a conscience strong enough to NOT use them. Thank god for a morally strong friend.
ANyway, one of the penalty is that:
I HAVE TO ADMIT I'M THE ULTIMATE 'SOTONG! THE ULTIMATE BLOCK HEAD!
There, I annouced it. One penalty down. At least, no one read my blog, i hope. Those who read my blog, raise your hands! Ah no, rewind. Those who read my my blog, leave a comment!
Yeah, that's about it. I apologise for my long absence. The little devils in my mum's student care had me worn out. I went for a blood pressure check just now and it turns out my blood pressure has increased from 65 (measured in June) to 77. The blood pressure is in the normal range now but at the rate it's increasing, i'm going to get high blood pressure soon.
It's those baby demons, I'm sure of it.
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