9:47 PM

The Moronic idiot

I was treated to lunch today during work. Reason: W2’s birthday. Actually, There’s no reason why W2 should treat me given that we are both working in different divisions. Him in Management and me in DeepWaters. I think the only reason why he invited me along was because of Eileen. If I didn’t go, I don’t think Eileen will go either.

Yup… Poor guy’s in love with Eileen who is, if you guys read her blog, in love with J. My my, what a love triangle. It was amusing to watch…. Until it crossed the line.

I hadn’t mind going to the lunch (Hey! it's free!) and at the end of it, I was bloated. So when W suggested Teh Halia, I declined. Come on man, you want me to explode? Eileen rejected as well but W was persistent in getting her to drink. Finally she gave in and ordered a Teh Peng but I can see she was not happy.

Imagine my surprise and irritation when it turns out I have a Teh Halia. I SPECIFICALLY asked NOT to have one. Which idiot ordered it? Need I say it out loud?

Yes, I know he did it out of what little goodwill he still has in his heart. But when I rejected, Common Sense as well as Courtesy and EQ knows to leave me the hell alone. Nope, apparently W lacks all 3.

I didn’t even drink beyond ¼ of it. So did Eileen. Ah well… this is just a minor matter… After all, I didn’t pay for the drink. And you know my motto: Anything that's free warrants no complaints. But W went even further for Eileen.

Apparently, after lunch, he called Eileen to ask her for breakfast tomorrow morning. Eileen, rejected saying that she was having break fast with J.

W: “The day after tomorrow?”

E: “W, I have a boyfriend already. And I’m spending as much time as possible with him before he leaves for China again. Besides, if you want to ask me out, you have to ask my boyfriend.”

W: “Then can I have your BF’s number?”

That imbecile really called J to ask: “Hey, Can I ask your GF out for breakfast tomorrow?”

Obviously, J replied, “ No.”

“What about the day after tomorrow?” You have got to be kidding me W really asked this.

“No. and are you going to ask her until next year? If you continue like this, We aren’t brothers anymore.”

W put down the phone and a while later, called J again.

“Since you’re going back to China next week, Can I ask your GF out from next week onwards?”

… … … I kid you not, ladies and gentlemen, he really asked J this question. Should I applaud him for being so fantastically insensitive or should I envy him for having a skin that most probably could withstand a missile attack?

Recent news announced successful studies on the skin of a “Dinasaur Eel” that can help in future designs for bomb proof armor (http://ph.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080728/tts-science-military-fishes-offbeat-c1b2fc3.html). Apparently, it’s not needed at all. We already have a bomb-proof moron here.

Call me biased but if anyone does the above, I think it warrants instant “firing”. Besides, a lot of things happened which I personally experienced that did nothing to give me a good impression of him. This would even be an understatement. In addition, W called P a bimbo which I think is highly inaccurate. I think P is one of the more capable ladies in the company.


I pity Eileen... really...

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