All because of a paper bag.... part 2

The crazy witch called again today. Turns out she thought that me not giving her a paper bag is due to the management's problem and she ranted into the ear of one of our Accounts Manager for half an hour. Poor AM. No wonder said Accounts Manager is rather cool towards me. Oops.

That insane lady (should i call her lady?) claimed that she was a lawyer and could sue us. Oh please, a lawyer? She is not a lawyer, i'll guarantee that. I'll even throw in a confirmation letter and a lifelong warranty if i have to. Her? A lawyer? Impossible. If she's a lawyer, the Singapore justice system is doomed.

I'm have evidence backing up my opinion. Really.

# 1: Lawyers are civilised. Is she civilised? Come on, she's threatening lawsuit over a paper bag.

# 2: Lawyers knows the exact words to use to push the right buttons and make themselves heard. Ms Lunatic can't even make it clear then that all she wanted was a paper bag.

# 3: Lawyers don't SCREAM and make a scene. They express their displeasure softly but with the strongest impact.

See? Evidence. I'm from the R&D field. Biotechies present our hypothesis only when we have evidence.

And how do i know lawyers are like this? Simple. I've seen one in action at NSE when she's was complaining about a contract that was not explained to her clearly - and I take my hat off to her. She's my new idol when it comes to Vocalisation.

Ah well, i've long dismissed her from my mind. I feel sorry for the AM though. She has to bear with that demented broad for half an hour. I kinda feel bad. Still, that witch must have too much time on her hands. I still can't believe it. A paperbag... It's just a paper bag...

I'll give her a whole crate the next time she comes. Gosh...