An Eye for An Eye

WA is a Bitch. And she pissed me off far too many times. Today, however, she pissed Leen one time too many.

WA is famous her big mouth which spout ridiculous nonsense that are completely and utterly untrue. This morning, she decided to say, “Hey, HP, yesterday I saw your friend crying in the toilet. Until her whole face is red.”

Huh? Leen cried in the toilet? Whatever for? But knowing this came from WA, which means it is unreliable, I decided to confirm with Leen.

Leen exploded spectacularly.

“WAH LAU! SHE EVERYTIME ASO ANYHOW SAY ME!!! FIRST ABOUT MI & J, THEN MI & S!!! NOW ANYHOW SAY THIS FOR WHAT? I HAD ENOUGH?! I’M GOING OVER TO CONFRONT HER!!HP, BACK ME UP.”

Of course she didn’t go over to confront her. I had a better idea than that. That’s when Eileen became my back up. WA pissed me off too many times as well.

I asked Eileen to go to the toilet on our side and then stop by my desks.

E: “YO!!”

HP: “Yo, You OK?”

E: “YA, of course! Why?”

HP (in a super loud & innocent voice): “EH? WA said you cried in the toilet yesterday!”

E (super scornful tone): “Huh? Whatever for?!”

HP: “How would I know? SHE said de. Eh, WA, why you say she cry?”

Said woman was absolutely and extremely focused on the PC screen, when I’m talking loud enough SY from 4 desks away looked over. In other words, she completely ignored me.

HP: “ WA 眼花 le wor.”

E: “ya lor… How come say I cry? Cry for what~~! Haiyo!”

Eileen then left our dept, with WA being silent for the rest of the day. She even did some of her work. A First! And, I heard from Eileen WY was smiling throughout the whole incident. Glad she likes it. *bows*

It was a prank that did not do as much damage as I wanted. I admit, I'm being completely bitchy and vicious. But dealing with WA, you can’t be any other way. Sad eh?

Hopefully, WA will not to step on my toes again. Jeez… As much as it seem satisfying in the beginning, it doesn’t feel so good after a while, kinda like a sweet poison. It starts gnawing in you. No wonder there’s a phrase,

"Something of vengeance I had tasted for the first time; as aromatic wine it seemed, on swallowing, warm and racy: its after-flavor, metallic and corroding, gave me a sensation as if I had been poisoned."

I don't remember where i read this from. Don't sue me for this. I hereby disclaim i don't owe this quote. Will the owner please step up?

“Revenge, at first though sweet, Bitter ere long back on itself recoils.”

John Milton,

Paradise Lost (bk. IX, l. 171).

There, I disclaimed, so don’t sue me for it.